Austen: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
Ermahgerd: ERT ERS A TRERTH ERNERVERSERLER ERCKNERLERDGERD, THERT A SINL MAHN ERN PERSERSERN ERF A GERD FERTERN MAHST BER ERN WERNT ERF A WERF.
Austen: However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.
Ermahgerd: HERERVER LERTL KNERN DA FERLINS ER VERWS ERF SERCH A MAHN MAH BER ERN HERS FERST ERNTERIN A NERGHBERHERD, THERS TRERTH ERS SER WERL FERXERD ERN DA MAHNDS ERF DA SERERNDIN FERMAHLERS, THERT HER ERS CERNSERDERERD ERS DA RERGHTFERL PRERPERTER ERF SERM ERN ER ERTHER ERF THER DERGHTERS.
Austen: ‘”My dear Mr. Bennet,” said his lady to him one day, `”have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?”
Ermahgerd: ‘”MAH DER MR. BERNERT,” SERD HERS LERDER TER HERM ERN DER, ‘”HERV U HERD THERT NERTHERFERLD PERK ERS LERT ERT LERST?”
Austen: Mr. Bennet replied that he had not.
Ermahgerd: MR. BERNERT RERPLERD THERT HER HERD NERT.
Austen: “But it is,” returned she; ‘”for Mrs. Long has just been here, and she told me all about it.”
Ermahgerd: `”BERT ERT ERS,” RERTERNERD SH; ‘”FER MRS. LERNG HERS JERST BERN HER, ERND SH TERLD MAH ERL ERBERT ERT.”
Austen: Mr. Bennet made no answer.
Ermahgerd: MR. BERNERT MAHD NER ERNSWER.
Austen: “Do not you want to know who has taken it?” cried his wife impatiently.
Ermahgerd: “DER NERT U WERNT TER KNER WH HERS TERKERN ERT?” CRERD HERS WERF ERMPERTERNTLER.
Austen: ‘”You want to tell me, and I have no objection to hearing it.”
Ermahgerd: ‘”U WERNT TER TERL MAH, ERND I HERV NER ERBJERCTERN TER HERIN ERT.”
Austen: This was invitation enough.
Ermahgerd: THERS WERS ERNVERTERTERN ERNERGH.
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